Merry KISSmas: Why Santa Really Needs a Brand New Bag

Every year it happens without fail: I’m standing in line somewhere, perhaps at the grocery store or one of those long, cramped lines in The Mall, and someone –almost always an uptight and anxiety-ridden woman with a horde of unruly kids-  spies a seasonal promotional item near the checkout that reads “Happy Holidays” and goes [...]

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